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[xp_rictor]

Come to Hordeculture in Salem Center for all your Valentine's Day floral needs!

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[xp_catseye]

Very pretty. Do you have any that are non-toxic?

[xp_rictor]

[xp_catseye]

Perfect. I can turn them into toys for Toothless and Lightning McQueen afterwards.

[xp_clea]

Those are beautiful Rictor!

[xp_rictor]

After you eat them?

[xp_rictor]

Thank you! Miss Opal said this bouquet is "effing fine and some stupid bee will buy it," which I think is good.

[xp_catseye]

Don't be silly. I wouldn't eat silk flowers.

I just like to do a little gnawing for Enrichment.

[xp_rictor]

That is a lot less gross than what I thought you were saying

[xp_catseye]

What a rude thing to say to a newly-single mother. I am the picture of class.

[xp_rictor]

But more than anything else, you are cat 😼

[xp_catseye]

This is truth. And you forget it at your peril.