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Jun. 17th, 2025 09:45 pm
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¿Esta país es el más pinche estúpido porque por qué tuve que esparar hasta los veintiuno años para la cerveza y la tequila y una fucking margarita pero en mi patria podía beber cuando tenía los dieciocho años? Yo soy un adulto con empleo y mi propio dinero ay y un novio tan hermoso. Él es el más guapo y lindo y y sexy en todo Nueva York. ¡Ay, no, en todo el mundo! Star mi amor ven aca, quiero besarte. ¡Veintiuno besos para my cumpleaños! Star! Star! Where are you going?
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A customer sent me this photo of their front stoop that I helped them design last week! She wanted a welcome display for her son who is visiting with his boyfriend for the first time.

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This is hard to explain but a human spirit inhabits a lily I have growing in the greenhouse. This is temporary because I think he needs more space. I will plant him outside when the weather improves. He is not dangerous but please do not agitate him. That's just simple kindness.

His name is Ted.
xp_rictor: (al futuro)
I cannot count the number of married men who have rushed into the store the moment it opened, and I am told to expect more at the end of the day as people return home from work.
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Come to Hordeculture in Salem Center for all your Valentine's Day floral needs!

Pink Roses and Lilies Flower Bouquet
xp_rictor: (sonrisa)
When is the tug of war?
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Alani and I made vegetable fried rice yesterday and it's in the kitchen refrigerator for anyone to have if they want. I'm definitely not going to eat it!

(It's fine. It's just a little greasy. I didn't know you need to really heat up the oil in the pan first. Cold oil just soaks into the rice.)
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Hey Gabriel and Angelo, where can I get good pan de muerto for día de los muertos? I won't risk burning down the kitchen by trying to bake my own.
xp_rictor: (en gris)
I got the new Mortal Kombat, who wants me to kick their ass over and over again with Sindel? 😈

xp_rictor: (al futuro)
2 very important questions:

1) Can I drive in this country with a Mexican driver's license?
2) if yes, can I borrow someone's car?
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Oh I love One Piece! I could be Luffy for Halloween.

xp_rictor: (sonrisa)
It's not great, but I made papadzules and there are leftovers in the kitchen. Please feel free to take some.

Are there better options than the local supermarket for buying real Mexican ingredients? Stop & Shop is terrible.

Buenos

Jul. 3rd, 2023 04:34 pm
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Miss Amanda told me about this internet journal system and that I should introduce myself. It seems there are a lot of people who live here. Hello, my name is Rictor, and I moved here today to learn how to control my mutant earthquake powers. Somehow, that sounds even weirder in English than it does in Spanish.

I would appreciate someone to drive me to a nursery this week. I like my room but it’s empty, and I think some plant life would be nice. I am thinking of starting simple with spider plants or a moth orchid. I could also plant some bulbs for paperwhites or an amaryllis.

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